roo-roo
03-16-2005, 08:22 PM
Have you noticed a bit of a pattern with online personal ads? Many of them fall into one of these categories-
"this one is searching for a Superior Woman to serve. i don't care what Your kinks are, this one's desires do not matter. All that matters is the Superior Woman's happiness at any cost. i will do whatever You tell me....cream pies, castration, using a hot glue gun to attach my scrotum to the ceiling, eating dog poo. this one has no mind of its own and is a puppet to be manipulated an You see fit. i have a penis, therefore i am worthless. i exist only for the pleasure of serving a truly Superior Lady."
"Goddess is accepting applications for the priviledge of serving 24/7. Must be willing to buy Me expensive clothes and jewelry, a new Jaguar, and a mansion with a pool. Duties of the worthless pig will include all domestic chores, receiving physical and emotional abuse, total chastity for the rest of its life, and swallowing cum from My well-hung and disease-infested male lovers. Noncompliance will be met with having your testicles ripped from your body before they are trampled and spit on. you mean nothing to Me.....you are a valueless piece of property to be used as I see fit. Must have a webcam."
"sub looking in NC"
"True submissive searching for someone who looks like Angelina Jolie, who wants to ram me with a strap-on, flog me, give me fellatio 12 times a day, and strip for me and all my friends. No fat chicks. You won't find another opportunity to get with a REAL submissive like me. Must have a cute sister. And a puppy."
"TS BBW seeking SWS into RSTB, PNTIW, and CVKS. No YNF or QPOL.
Must be good at communicating."
"this one is searching for a Superior Woman to serve. i don't care what Your kinks are, this one's desires do not matter. All that matters is the Superior Woman's happiness at any cost. i will do whatever You tell me....cream pies, castration, using a hot glue gun to attach my scrotum to the ceiling, eating dog poo. this one has no mind of its own and is a puppet to be manipulated an You see fit. i have a penis, therefore i am worthless. i exist only for the pleasure of serving a truly Superior Lady."
"Goddess is accepting applications for the priviledge of serving 24/7. Must be willing to buy Me expensive clothes and jewelry, a new Jaguar, and a mansion with a pool. Duties of the worthless pig will include all domestic chores, receiving physical and emotional abuse, total chastity for the rest of its life, and swallowing cum from My well-hung and disease-infested male lovers. Noncompliance will be met with having your testicles ripped from your body before they are trampled and spit on. you mean nothing to Me.....you are a valueless piece of property to be used as I see fit. Must have a webcam."
"sub looking in NC"
"True submissive searching for someone who looks like Angelina Jolie, who wants to ram me with a strap-on, flog me, give me fellatio 12 times a day, and strip for me and all my friends. No fat chicks. You won't find another opportunity to get with a REAL submissive like me. Must have a cute sister. And a puppy."
"TS BBW seeking SWS into RSTB, PNTIW, and CVKS. No YNF or QPOL.
Must be good at communicating."